The Republic of Diestis The Vingfaro is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 426 million Diestis The Vingfaroans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 35.9%.

The very strong Diestis The Vingfaroan economy, worth 33.5 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,737 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diestis The Vingfaro's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Diestis The Vingfaro is ranked 54,730^th in the world and 1,674^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.